This week's Thursday Styles readers will find a Critical Shopper column that is based in part on a fantasy. In an extended opening section, shopper John Caramanica expounds on the idyllic life he imagines among the quiet, serene side streets of Greenpoint, Brooklyn which he calls "the Via Condotti of fourth-wave Brooklyn redistricting". His dream home is so placid and, more importantly, imaginary, that we can't help thinking it must be right around the corner from The Shophound's football-field-sized Tribeca loft —geographic specifics being essentially irrelevant when we are talking about living in fantasyland.
Here, everything is still, on streets populated by people who mostly seem to stay in their homes. This spit of town is so isolated that it bears little relation to the aggro-hip clusters in next-door Williamsburg, to say nothing of the melting-pot bustle just a block away, on Manhattan Avenue, which practically constitutes a different borough.
Anyway, his dream has inspired him to showcase not one but three stores from the neighborhood's Franklin Street corridor, Alter, Raised By Wolves and Kill Devil Hill. Each is little independent gem of eclecticism, some even selling goods made right in the neighborhood. They are untouched by the corrupting masses of nearby Williamsburg or, god forbid, Manhattan.
Until now.
Yes, now that they have been featured in the New York Times, these stores are no longer anyone's best kept secrets, and before you know it, the charms of Greenpoint will probably be high-rised and yuppied away.
Oh well. We hear that the South Bronx is still relatively untouched. Go colonize, brave young hipsters.
Critical Shopper: Basic to Eccentric and Eye-Opening By Jon Caramanica (NYTimes)
Alter 109 Franklin Street, Raised by Wolves 174 Franklin Street, Kill Devil Hill 170 Franklin Street, all in Greenpoint, Brooklyn