The Critical Shopper is back in full force in today's Thursday Styles as Jon Caramanica returns from an extended Summer break and goes to an actual store. It is Tribeca's Patron of the New that brings our shopper back to action. In a new development, Caramanica, who has thus far focused his attention on men's departments or men's stores, offers his assessment of the entire store with the help of his shopping companion Ace. It is really the female progenitors in his family, however, through whom he filters his observations of the store, which is ironic for a store that focuses on directional, forward thinking fashion. Rocio handbags evoke great-grandma, and lady in the family is ascribed a garment that reflects her unique tastes.
On a rack at the back of the spacious store hung a black Denis Colomb wrap ($810) with echoes of Issey Miyake. It’s something my grandmother would have worn with neon Nikes for a day trip into the city from Sheepshead Bay to check out the Met. (On a day when she couldn’t be bothered to lift her Koos coat off its hanger, of course.) Nodding to my mother, whose vibrant, spangled early-1980s looks are captured in a series of photographs that I keep in my living room, there were slim pants by Thierry Mugler with rounded flaps at the hem, for equestrian events ($2,100), or the fringed belt by Ronald Pineau ($1,025), which suggested rodeo disco.
The Caramanica house sounds like it must have been a treasure trove of fashion. For his part, our shopper has a novel way of making his way through a store in a nostalgic haze that could prove to be an invaluable tool when it comes time to look for family gifts.
Critical Shopper: My Futuristic Family’s Closet By Jon Caramanica (NYTimes)
Patron of the New 151 Franklin Street between Hudson & Varick Streets, Tribeca

