Tom Ford's Black Orchid Exposes Itself!

Women's Wear Daily has revealed the new Tom Ford women's fragrance called Black Orchid. The first step in finally creating a Tom Ford brand will debut this November, and the black Lalique crystal perfume bottle has an elegant, retro silhouette, with a provocatively shaped, elongated stopper that looks like, uh...well, it's sort of...extended. We're not perverts or anything, but it's definitely...symbolic of something. Let's just say they could sell it at Kiki De Montparnasse. Does it come with batteries? Oh, come on! You can see it! It makes us wonder what the bottle for the inevitable men's version is gong to look like.