Comb-over Mayhem Hits Midtown

What looks like an angry political protest is in fact fifty concerned women who are appalled by comb-overs.
Well, who can argue with that?
If this is what it takes to end this travesty of grooming, then they have all our support.
In fact this is just a clever publicity stunt to launch Mensgroom, a new line of, you guessed it, grooming products for men. Cheap stunt though it may be, we appreciate the sentiment, because despite the valiant TV efforts of five sets of Queer Eyes, some men still need help. Especially the ones with comb-overs.
A lot of help. We're talking to you, Mr. Trump.