This Week In Lists:

The Manager Of A Sandwich Stand
Is One Of The 50 Most Powerful
People In Fashion?
Really?

New SoHo Import Chain Alert:

South Korea's Eryn Brinié
Joins Broadway's International Mall

Dubious Promotional Event Department:

Lush In The Buff-
Soap Sellers Take It All Off

Lushnaked How did we forget about this?
Yesterday was the day that Lush employees were encouraged to step outside at noon wearing nothing but their aprons as a way to draw attention to wasteful packaging in the cosmetics industry, and Lush's lack thereof. Get it? No clothes, no packaging. Yeah, we're sure that's what the classy guy in the Nets jersey with the video camera is thinking.
On second thought, we're sort of glad that we missed this, because if you think about it, it's really sorta gross.
In fact, we are sure that there is some sort of sexual harassment in even suggesting that employees show their asses at the workplace, or even worse, just outside the workplace on the sidewalk. And then there's definitely yet another form of sexual harassment in having to see your co-worker's ass.
On third thought, there's just so many different kinds of wrong going on here we don't know where to start.
Hey, it's not that The Shophound is such a prude, or against asses. Far from it. We just know that introducing nudity into a non-Gentleman's Club or proctologist workplace is asking for awkwardness, embarrassment, trouble and discomfort.
After all, if you have a job at an upscale soap store it's usually a pretty good bet that you are not going to be asked to subject your bare tucchis to the leering eyes of the public and their cellphone cameras.
While the young lady pictured above has a perky fanny she can be proud of, and seems to have lost as little dignity as possible under the circumstances, we can't help guessing that she may be thinking, "This isn't what I thought it would be like..."
-Especially now that said fanny is currently ALL OVER THE INTERNET.
Hey, we've all worked at some point with someone whose kiester we might have liked a gander at... just not necessarily at work.
Lush Employees Go Naked (The Cut)

Comments

The comments to this entry are closed.