SEASONAL REPORT: Summer Officially Arrives At Hollister

Yes, folks, the season has been heralded. Forget Memorial Day, the real beginning of Summer happens when the models in front of SoHo's Hollister change into their bathing suits. Beach slobs take note of the newly trimmed down, above-the-knee surfing trunks. If there is one men's clothing lesson to be learned this season, it's that droopy, culotte-like board shorts are finally O-V-E-R. Please burn yours immediately, and re-introduce your lower thighs to the beach.
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