
Last Saturday we got a surprise ticket to reality TV land when Bravo's "Make Me A Supermodel" invaded the FORM show, and this morning the male contestants got their chance to take the runway at R. SCOTT FRENCH. This time it wasn't a surprise to us or the many photographers who once again swarmed Niki Taylor and the female contestants before the show. Tyson Beckford's late entrance created another mini flashbulb frenzy.
The model contestants stood out a bit more on this go-round, but perhaps this was because we already knew who they were, and for anyone who didn't, they were identified in the run of show. Still, nobody embarrassed himself. Pictured above (left to right) are Jay, Casey, Perry, Ronnie, Ben and Frankie. Perry is something of a favorite, though it's hard to imagine that Ben couldn't make it as a model with his crystalline bone structure, which is even more striking in person. At any rate, there's no way he will be able to go back to being a prison guard after this TV show. The guys also had three different changes in the show unlike the girls who each had a single look, making it somewhat more of a challenge for them but also offering three times as many chances to impress the judges.
French is one of those designers who like to have extensive program
notes which are often best left unread. In this case, however he
included a list of pronouncements under the heading "Scott says...". For example:
In my life, there is only one pen permitted. It's the Sanford Uni-Ball Micro in Black. I keep dozens around me at all times
Must be hard getting around town with all those pens. At least he isn't forced to write with some crappy Mont Blanc or, heaven forbid, Cartier. And how does he keep other, lesser pens from invading his life? And what happens if they do?
As for the show itself, at a whopping 67 looks, it was a large lineup and included three different lines: Richard Harris Felt by R. Scott French, LTD by R. Scott French and just plain R. Scott French. They are sold at specialty stores like Takashimaya,
and we have to admit we aren't too familiar them. It was frankly a
hit-or-miss group of looks from our vantage point seated behind the
ubiquitous Nigel Barker (from that other modeling show) and Phillip Bloch, the irritating stylist and babbling TV personality, who seems exactly the same as he is on TV: annoying.
We came away with a distinctive green canvas gift bag filled with...mostly literature. Promotional cards, catalogs, a CD by Kevin Michael, a luggage tag cover, and a necktie made for an eclectic collection of favors redeemed by a 2.5 oz. tube of Borghese Montecatini mud. We had our reality TV fix for the day, but we don't think it will be the lat one.